Is this a good angry break up email? rate me 1-10! i love when an jack *** gets what he deserves . .?

As a jack *** myself we love when a girl gets mad when they break up with us....I will give you a lil secret don't show that it bothers you because we love that! and by how angry you sound it will just backfire and he will just sit there smiling with ashley laughing at you while your sitting there all mad.....just say i deserve better and you are not even close to being man enough for me because that way you are attacking him and not his actions......i shouldn't be giving away my secrets because who knows i might "play" you sometime but oh well....goodluck and if you need to spot a playa just ask me i can give ya some secrets