Sunday, November 13, 2011

Addicted to My Little Pony?

Am I addicted to My Little Pony Friendship is Magic? All my ex-friends say I am. I'm a mature adult and I have seen every episode. I wouldn't exactly call it an addiction...more like an interest. Everypony says I'm nuts and all my friends and past boyfriends left me after they found out about my interest. My old friend woke me up while I was crying in the middle of the night when she slept over and asked me what was wrong. I had dreamt that Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo had gotten eaten by the purple dragon with half a moustache that we met in episode 2 "Elements of Harmony". She walked home after that and I haven't seen her since. Last month I adopted a kitten whom I named Fluttershy, because she is really shy around strangers. I miss my friends. Everypony I cared about has left me. I need my friends back. I feel like Pinkie Pie in episode 25 "Party of One" when she thought her friends didn't like her anymore and her hair deflated and she had a party with rocks, lint, flour, and radishes. Oh yeah, and Gummy was there too. Derpy Hooves is my desktop wallpaper and I have Rainbow Dash custom printed on my mouse pad. Watching MLP FiM had helped me realize that friendship really is magic. So I need my friends back so I can continue to tape waffle cones to my forehead and move things around with my unicorn powers.

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